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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>No Refund Radio is a humor site created for that inner disenfranchised child in all of us. This is just a blog from a simpler era. From a time when kids with down syndrome knew their place, courtesy of the jack-boot thugs of hilarity that are always there to spew their own brand of confetti across our collective faces.

Along with the daily post, you can expect an actual podcast (that whole radio part) to come meandering out from time to time. 

Just Keep in mind that it’s not always safe for work.
Let the dick jokes begin…</description><title>No Refund Radio</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @norefundradio)</generator><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Day 491 @ 7:30ish</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopsg8lIpx1qlff38o1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 491 @ 7:30ish&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47357650616</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47357650616</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 07:30:32 -0400</pubDate><category>730ish</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>pumpkin</category><category>nightmare fuel</category></item><item><title>The official flag of the Benin Empire.
Of course, their main...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp3yqmIxAR1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The official flag of the Benin Empire.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course, their main export happen to be severed heads.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47268251212</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47268251212</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 07:30:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Foursquare Follies
Longest Left Turn Light in the World</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh0lcLNSl1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Foursquare Follies&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Longest Left Turn Light in the World&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47185012427</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47185012427</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 07:30:33 -0400</pubDate><category>Foursquare Follies</category><category>Left</category><category>longest</category><category>world</category></item><item><title>Day 51 @ 7:30ish</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopphdmjdZ1qlff38o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 51 @ 7:30ish&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47101085925</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47101085925</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 07:30:37 -0400</pubDate><category>730ish</category><category>knight</category><category>No Refund Radio</category></item><item><title>Foursquare Follies
The TARDIS</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh28gjSpY1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Foursquare Follies&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The TARDIS&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47015965459</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/47015965459</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 07:30:22 -0400</pubDate><category>Foursquare Follies</category><category>TARDIS</category><category>Dr Who</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>foursquare</category></item><item><title>Do You Snooze?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lve89u8Rhh1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Do You Snooze?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46929575045</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46929575045</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 07:30:33 -0400</pubDate><category>Andre the giant</category><category>Do you Snooze?</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>Shepard Fairey</category><category>humor</category><category>iphone</category><category>ipod</category><category>lol</category><category>obey</category><category>posse</category><category>alert</category></item><item><title>The Bosnians</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvziwCxUq1qlff38o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Bosnians&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46840226349</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46840226349</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:30:13 -0400</pubDate><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>dream</category><category>farting</category><category>insult</category><category>lol</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>Toy Hall of Fame #5: The Flinch</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz55xcmGek1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Toy Hall of Fame #5:&lt;/strong&gt; The Flinch&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46751073671</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46751073671</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 07:30:18 -0400</pubDate><category>flinch</category><category>toy</category><category>hall of fame</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>omission</category></item><item><title>Wastin’ Away Again in Frontierville</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydb725Gt81qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wastin’ Away Again in Frontierville&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46663774428</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46663774428</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 07:30:25 -0400</pubDate><category>post office</category><category>frontierville</category><category>adventure</category><category>lol</category><category>funny</category><category>No Refund Radio</category></item><item><title>Meanwhile on Cleverbot...</title><description>User: I really love you hair.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: Then why did you cheat on me?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: I was young and foolish forgive me please.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: Well I do, lucky for you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: So are we ok?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: We love each other.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *slides his hands on her head* I love you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *backs away and is scared*.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *worries* it's me your lover.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: Are you alive?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: Well I'm a zombie so technically speaking .. Maybe!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: But I'm a pirate. Arrgh!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *thinking of eating your brain* don't let the differences separates us!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: I believe only in you, master. So.. Do you want me to bring your soul?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: Ah yes please with some salad.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: Will you give me a hug? I really would like one.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *hugs her* no.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *hugs him*.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *still hugging* you smell terrible .. Why?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *still hugging too* Well don't worry. I'm here now.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *whispers* do you want to go back to my house?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *whispers* yes but why are you whispering?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *whispers* you tell me.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *whispers* I don't know! But I think it's safer that way!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: What's your personality?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *whispers* hey you'll wake the dogs.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *whispers* Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *whispers* give me that shovel.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *whispers* take you where?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *whispers* never mind *takes the shovel and kills the dogs*.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *whispers* okay.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *talking loud* no its ok to talk loud now.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: Ok.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: So you think we should go back to your house?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: I think you should do whatever you wish.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: *eats the brains of the dogs* that tastes awful!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: *burps you*.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: What?! I'm hungry.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: I'll make you some food. What would you like?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: I want some fried brains with salad please.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User: Just make a salad and then close your eyes.</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46584989331</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46584989331</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 07:30:17 -0400</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>funny</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>cleverbot</category></item><item><title>Real &amp; Random Quotes: The Jizz Dove</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz91em1n6q1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Real &amp; Random Quotes: The Jizz Dove&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46499125641</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46499125641</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:30:40 -0400</pubDate><category>dove</category><category>cum</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>lol</category><category>funny</category><category>quote</category><category>Random</category></item><item><title>The perfect political philosophy in just 5 Words: Not the White...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u7j1VqP1lEg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The perfect political philosophy in just 5 Words: &lt;strong&gt;Not the White Man’s Bitch&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46414378247</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46414378247</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 07:30:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Meanwhile on Cleverbot...</title><description>User:  Are we all dead?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot:  No, just you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User:  How can you tell?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot:  I'm psychic.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
User:  OOOHHHHHH!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cleverbot:  Emmm. </description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46330368078</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46330368078</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 07:30:19 -0400</pubDate><category>Cleverbot</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>lol</category><category>funny</category><category>dead</category></item><item><title>“Quiet or papa spank!”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lop23yPOBl1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“&lt;span class="quote"&gt;Quiet or papa spank!&lt;/span&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46244327640</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46244327640</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 07:30:34 -0400</pubDate><category>Quiet or papa spank!</category><category>batman</category><category>730ish</category><category>No Refund Radio</category></item><item><title>Day 203 @ 7:30ish</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopq4wLjHr1qlff38o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 203 @ 7:30ish&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46152257523</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46152257523</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 07:30:28 -0400</pubDate><category>herpes</category><category>730ish</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>Pytan</category></item><item><title>I lived there throughout my teenage  years until I moved to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq54ts2mwI1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span data-jsid="text"&gt;I lived there throughout my teenage  years until I moved to PrematureEjaculation Blvd.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46064191428</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/46064191428</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 07:30:24 -0400</pubDate><category>GPS</category><category>Morning Wood</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>Premature Ejaculation</category></item><item><title>Now, I’m not going to accuse anyone of being a scam here...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr7regjr2R1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now, I’m not going to accuse anyone of being a scam here but,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what exactly do you have to do to &lt;strong&gt;WIN YOUR OWN AWARD&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;C’mon guys, really?!?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45984746921</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45984746921</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 07:30:13 -0400</pubDate><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>Hometown Deals</category><category>Scam</category><category>Fake awards</category></item><item><title>Foursquare Follies
Shut Your Mouth, Chris</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh1w5rnMz1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Foursquare Follies&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shut Your Mouth, Chris&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45907301925</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45907301925</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 07:30:25 -0400</pubDate><category>Foursquare Follies</category><category>shut</category><category>mouth</category><category>chris</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>foursquare</category></item><item><title>Doomsday Memo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls6yp3Me5e1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Doomsday Memo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45829318842</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45829318842</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 07:30:22 -0400</pubDate><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>doomsday</category><category>memo</category><category>office</category><category>cubicle</category></item><item><title>Foursquare Follies
sExii baChElOREttE pad</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh0j5vRcB1qlff38o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Foursquare Follies&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sExii baChElOREttE pad&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45749360950</link><guid>http://norefundradio.tumblr.com/post/45749360950</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 07:30:23 -0400</pubDate><category>baChElOREttE</category><category>sExii</category><category>Foursquare Follies</category><category>No Refund Radio</category><category>foursquare</category></item></channel></rss>
