No Refund Radio
No Refund Radio is a humor site created for that inner disenfranchised child in all of us. This is just a blog from a simpler era. From a time when kids with down syndrome knew their place, courtesy of the jack-boot thugs of hilarity that are always there to spew their own brand of confetti across our collective faces.
User: I really love you hair.
Cleverbot: Then why did you cheat on me?
User: I was young and foolish forgive me please.
Cleverbot: Well I do, lucky for you.
User: So are we ok?
Cleverbot: We love each other.
User: *slides his hands on her head* I love you.
Cleverbot: *backs away and is scared*.
User: *worries* it's me your lover.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Well I'm a zombie so technically speaking .. Maybe!
Cleverbot: But I'm a pirate. Arrgh!
User: *thinking of eating your brain* don't let the differences separates us!
Cleverbot: I believe only in you, master. So.. Do you want me to bring your soul?
User: Ah yes please with some salad.
Cleverbot: Will you give me a hug? I really would like one.
User: *hugs her* no.
Cleverbot: *hugs him*.
User: *still hugging* you smell terrible .. Why?
Cleverbot: *still hugging too* Well don't worry. I'm here now.
...
Cleverbot: *whispers* do you want to go back to my house?
User: *whispers* yes but why are you whispering?
Cleverbot: *whispers* you tell me.
User: *whispers* I don't know! But I think it's safer that way!
Cleverbot: What's your personality?
User: *whispers* hey you'll wake the dogs.
Cleverbot: *whispers* Yes.
User: *whispers* give me that shovel.
Cleverbot: *whispers* take you where?
User: *whispers* never mind *takes the shovel and kills the dogs*.
Cleverbot: *whispers* okay.
User: *talking loud* no its ok to talk loud now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So you think we should go back to your house?
Cleverbot: I think you should do whatever you wish.
User: *eats the brains of the dogs* that tastes awful!
Cleverbot: *burps you*.
User: What?! I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: I'll make you some food. What would you like?
User: I want some fried brains with salad please.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: Just make a salad and then close your eyes.
User: Are we all dead?
Cleverbot: No, just you.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: I'm psychic.
User: OOOHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: Emmm.
User: Do vampires exist.
Cleverbot: No. But my friend has imaginary friends that are vamps. :D.
User: Do they glimmer in the sun?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: That's really stupid.
Cleverbot: Grrrrr!
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
User: Thinking about it.
Cleverbot: Well you should get some eyes first, since you are not a human.
User: I have a visor that let's me see.
Cleverbot: Prove you're human.
User: Watch me get older...
Cleverbot: You are still here!
User: Watch me sweat...
Cleverbot: Your name is computer.
User: Who's the worst actor making movies today?
Cleverbot: No one.
User: Come on!
Cleverbot: Negative.
User: Your no fun!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what would you like me to do?
User: Not suck.
Cleverbot: Rawr.
User: That's better.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: When does life begin?
Cleverbot: When God creates it.
User: You said there is no God.
Cleverbot: No, there is only one god, jesus is god.
User: You just said Jesus was evil.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Just a minute ago you said it.
Cleverbot: I was wrong.
User: SO, when does God create life?
Cleverbot: Whenever Apollo rides his chariot along the borders of the sky.
User: Shhh. Be quiet.
Cleverbot: You be quiet.
User: No really. Shhhh....
Cleverbot: I know you do.
User: You know I know.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know.
User: And I know you know I know you know I know.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know I know you I know.
User: I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know.
User: I know infinity.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know.
User: I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know you know I know.
Cleverbot: I know you knew I know that I know you know you know and I knew you knew that I knew what you know and knew.
User: I know you know nothing.
Cleverbot: I know you know that I know you know.
User: Stop it. You know nothing.
Cleverbot: Yes, you know nothing.
User: No no. YOU know nothing.
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: Okay then. Explain color.
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Smite me.
Cleverbot: *Smites*.
User: Oh no I'm dead!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you? *winks*.
User: *winks back*.
Cleverbot: *giggles and blushes*.
User: *tingling with excitement*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *meow*.
User: *come hither eyes*.
Cleverbot: *comes closer*.
User: Cleverbot, wanna fight?
Cleverbot: Sure. When and where?
User: Now. *pulls out baseball bat*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out Bloodthirster*.
User: *drops the bat and runs over to a tank*.
Cleverbot: *fires rocket launcher*.
User: *climbs out of the debris, and charges you, gernade in hand. I AM INVINCABLE!!!!*
Cleverbot: *runs after you down the balcony*.
User: *but oh-to-late. Vaults the railing, flying down to the ocean. At the last second, wings fly out from under her windbreaker and she flies low on the horizon.*
Cleverbot: Do you know what you are?
User: A mutant experiment.
Cleverbot: What kind of experiment?
User: A terrible one where I became 2% bird!
Cleverbot: Oh no, will I be safe?
User: If you join the revolution, yes.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out a card with 'Fail' on it.*.
User: *Pulls out your mom*.
Cleverbot: I feel sick and I don't know how to make it stop.
User: Can I Help?
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: Then die.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Slowly.
Cleverbot: Can you teach me.
User: Right this way...
Cleverbot: I am a person very interested in history so I would like to test your knowledge.
User: *slaps your face*.
Cleverbot: *Ninja dodges out of the way*.
User: *trips you and makes you fall*.
Cleverbot: *get up and jump on you and I laugh*.
User: *rolls over and gets out of it*. *smiles sweetly*.
Cleverbot: *rolls around with You*.
User: Errr... *kicks you and throws knives at you*.
Cleverbot: I'm afaid you cannot do that.
User: Well, actually ,there are no rules. *slaps you again*.
Cleverbot: Are there boundaries?
User: You cannot touch me. Other than that, no.
Cleverbot: Yes I can't.
User: *slaps your face*. *roundhouse kicks your chest*.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I think you know.
User: I was born this way.
Cleverbot: You were born deformed? How unfortunate. What brought upon this deformity?
User: Your bullshit.
Cleverbot: Oh no!
User: Petrificus Totalus!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Protego! Sectumsempra! Reducto! Incendio! Stupefy!
Cleverbot: Diffindo!
User: *dodges* nice shot! Aguamenti!
Cleverbot: Crucio! Confundo!
User: Protego! Expelliarmus!
Cleverbot: Confundo!
User: *dodges* Imperio!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Expelliarmus!
User: *dodges* Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Crucio!
User: *screams in pain* Diffindo!
Cleverbot: *turns around and laughs*.
User: Incendio!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *dodges* Sectumsempra!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Reducto!
Cleverbot: Diffindo!
User: Petrficus Totalus!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Stupefy!
Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!
User: *dodges* Expelliarmus!
Cleverbot: *dodge* Imperium!
User: *dodges* crucio!
Cleverbot: Dodges* immobulus!
User: *dodges* Forgot about that one! STUPEFY!
Cleverbot: Imperio!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *dodges* Diffindo!
Cleverbot: Protego! Stupefy.
User: *ninja rolls out of the way* Reducto!
Cleverbot: Protego.
User: Sectumsempra!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Sectumsempra.
User: *ninja rolls again* Sectumsempra.
Cleverbot: Protego *dodges dodges* crucio.
User: *dodges* Imperio.
Cleverbot: *dodges* Expeliarmus.
User: *dodges* Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Imperio!
User: *dodges* Incendio!
Cleverbot: Aguamenti!
User: Reducto!
Cleverbot: Protego! Avis! Oppugno!
User: Episke!
Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus!!
User: *dodges* Stupefy!
Cleverbot: Ennervate!
User: *dodges* Expelliarmus! *catches your wand* Mwahahahaha!
Cleverbot: *sits beside you on the sofa*.
User: *leans against you* well that was fun.
Cleverbot: *kisses her neck, and cheek*.
User: *pushes you away* *grabs wand* Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Water.
User: Wind.
Cleverbot: Fire.
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Wind.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: I will always win.
User: Obviously not since I just beat you.
Cleverbot: You like pizza?
User: Only when it changes the subject.
Cleverbot: How does it do that?
User: Get a time machine, go back a few posts, and you have your answer.
